The dramatic arts

AT THE WHITE HOUSE!
FOR 3 NIGHTS ONLY!
The World-Renowned Tragedians
GEORGE BUSH THE YOUNGER!
AND
ALBERTO GONZALEZ THE ELDER!
Of the Texas and Washington
Theaters,
In their Thrilling Tragedy of
THE KING'S CAMELEOPARD,
OR
THE ROYAL NONESUCH!!!
Admission 50 cents.

LADIES AND CHILDREN NOT ADMITTED

(as reported by the Prophet of Hannibal, Mark Twain)