Wednesday, December 09, 2015

"Happy Holidays" my ass!




Baby Jesus is ready to kick some butt. The wee Babe said, "I'm going to kill their families!" Oh wait, my bad, that was the other Son of God, Donald Trump who said that. After yet another mass shooting in America, Sweet Baby Jesus attended a gun show to celebrate the ready availability of guns in this nation. Ah, sorry, wrong Son of God again--that was Texas Senator Ted Cruz. Well, Jesus accompanied his parents when they went as refugees into Egypt. He then declared, "No more refugees from the Middle East shall be allowed here!" Sorry, I erred again; it was Dr. Ben Carson who declared that. The Holy Tyke went on to say, "Don't worry about mass shootings! It's all part of God's Plan! Don't call upon your rulers to curb easy access to weapons." Oh, right, that wasn't Jesus, it was Florida Senator Marco Rubio. The Infant took a long draw on a joint and explained, "Free college education could kill a person--It's like the crabs in the, you know, whatever--the crabs in the boiling water...The frogs. You think it's warm, and it feels pretty good and then it feels like you're in a whirlpool--you know, a Jacuzzi or something. And then you're dead. That's how it works." Yikes, I missed again. It was former Florida Governor Jeb Bush who said that. Returning to an earlier subject, Baby Jesus declared that not even little children should be shown love and allowed to come to you. Nah, that was New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. Daring to be different, the God-Child insisted that money be taken from the poor and needy and be given to the rich. Or was that Kentucky Senator Rand Paul?  But in any case, no persons should be subject to the governing authorities, as a nation's justice system does not have the final say on everything. Whoops,former Pennsylvanian and Senator Rick Santorum uttered that idea. The Child of God continued, saying those who are poor and sick should have no need of hope for healing--Gosh, no, that was former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee

By-and-by Jesus said, "I was hungry and you gave me no food, I was thirsty and you gave me no drink, I was a stranger and you did not welcome me, naked and you did not clothe me, sick or in prison and you did not visit me." He answered their incredulity, telling them "Truly, I say to you, as you did it not to one of the least of these, you did it not to me." This one he did say. [Matthew 25:42-43, 45]


Tuesday, September 01, 2015

Damn Furriners


Donald Trump tweeted that he would reverse President Obama's restoration of the original name to Mt. Denali, claiming that restoring an Alaskan name to an Alaskan mountain was a “great insult” to Ohio.

Labels: , ,

Monday, July 13, 2015

I wanted a photo of a butterfly on my computer



No, no! What I meant was I want a file containing a digital photograph loaded onto my computer. But I got this--a Great spangled fritillary (Speyeria cybele) resting on a computer that was in front of my house. The photo was taken in June 2015.

Besides the computer, this butterfly also visits the nearby milkweeds. I've been hoping to see monarchs on the milkweeds, but I haven't. Not even caterpillers or chrysalides, nor eggs. I haven't even seen a monarch in the neighborhood in quite a while. But the great spangled fritillary has become quite common here.

Labels: , ,

Sunday, June 21, 2015

Getting Free from the Past

















Can you spot the difference in the two photos above? In some ways they are alike, but in one way they are very different. The picture on the left shows a Confederate flag flying in a place of honor at the South Carolina State House. It's not sharing the cupola mast with the flags of the United States and South Carolina, but it is in a place of honor, and protected--by state legislation.

The photo on the right shows the German Reichstag, the seat of government of Germany. Several flags can be seen. They are all the German national flag, re-adopted in 1949, replacing the swastika-bearing flag of the Nazi Reich (and, since 1990, the black-red-and gold represents unified Germany).

Both of the entities represented by the photos made war against the United States--South Carolina, as part of the Confederacy in the American Civil War; and Germany, as the Nazi state under Adolf Hitler. Both lost.

In today's Germany, there is no widespread nostalgia for the old days of the Nazi regime and the oppression it placed over Europe, especially against a minority group considered by many as filthy and subhuman. Glorification of the Nazi state is frowned upon. You can see no flags of the Third Reich flying at the Reichstag today. In contrast, South Carolina (and many throughout the South and even beyond) idolize those who fought for the continued oppression of a minority group many of them considered filthy and subhuman, and South Carolina

flies a Confederate flag at a memorial at the State House. Although slavery was officially ended in South Carolina by the Emancipation Proclamation, former slaves and their descendants continued to be persecuted and oppressed by Jim Crow laws. 

After the racially motivated murder of nine individuals in the Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church in Charleston, South Carolina continues to honor the symbol of oppression. Germany got over its stained past; South Carolina has not.

"Rebel Flag at South Carolina Capitol" by Jason Eppink.
"Reichstag building Berlin view from west before sunset" by Jürgen Matern - Own work (JMatern_071104_8454-8458_WC.jpg). Licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0 via Wikimedia Commons - https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki 

UPDATE:  State Representative Norman Brannon has announced that he plans to sponsor legislation to remove the Confederate flag. 

Labels: , , , ,

Tuesday, July 01, 2014

SCOTUS Opens Door to Teaching Creationism

...At least in private schools that are corporate persons and enjoy corporate freedom of religion. As put by Justice Alito in the 5-4 majority opinion in Burwell, Secretary of Health and Human Services, et al., v. Hobby Lobby Stores, Inc., et al.

According to their religious beliefs the four contraceptive methods at issue are abortifacients.



This misguided statement has the potential to allow all sorts of nonsense. A private school may teach that Adam and Eve played polo riding on the backs of dinosaurs, if that is their religious belief. Science be damned; if their religious belief says so, they can teach that the Earth is 6,000 years old. If consistent with their religious belief, demon-created earthquakes and  devil-guided tornadoes might find their way into the curiculum. 

Jay Michaelson at The Daily Beast got it exactly right, saying 
"The four contraceptive methods at issue are abortifacients." That should be a statement of fact, not faith.

Whenever someone tries to justify religious notions with a scientific basis, they usually run into trouble, most especially if they completely lack any understanding of the science.

Labels: , , , , , , , ,

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

What War on Science?

Fewer  than one percent of peer-reviewed articles published from November 2012 to December 2013 reject human-caused global warming (one author out of 9,136).

Thirty percent of the United States Congress (both houses) do.

They are all Republicans.

Our country is in trouble when so many legislators refuse to believe in reality. The science of global warming is not the only science they reject.






Chart from jamespowell.org -- additional data available at that site.

Labels: , ,

Monday, December 30, 2013

Was Homo erectus Santa White?

I was wondering about Santa visiting the kiddies of Homo erectus families about a million years ago. Was Santa white way back then? The only way to solve this enigma is to ask a Republican!

Fox News has answered this question for us--Santa, a real entity, was(is) definitely white. Megyn Kelly says so, based on well, you know, something. She must be right, because renowned  paleoanthropologist Herr Professor Doktor Bill O'Reilly agrees.

But all of this speculation is moot, there's no such thing as extinct hominins; the majority of Republicans don't "believe" in evolution. That's right; Santa Claus is real, but evolution, climate change, and other things scientists talk about and work on are commie conspiracies to overthrow the American way of life.  As Representative Paul Broun (R-GA), who sits on the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology, put it,

All that stuff I was taught about evolution and embryology and Big Bang theory, all that is lies straight from the pit of hell. And it's lies to try to keep me and all the folks who are taught that from understanding that they need a savior.

 

Labels: , , , ,