Boys and girls--Join Jihad for Jesus

The Mount Zion Baptist Church in southern Pennsylvania has come up with another bloodthirsty theme for Summer Bible Camp--The Holy War, with a Medieval Times setting. Additional activities include paintball and the rifle range.

Apparently Baptist Camp, which takes place at the end of June, is not to be confused with Vacation Bible School, which takes place in mid-July. This year's theme for Vacation Bible School is Soldiers in the Army of the Lord. Last year it was Seafarin' Hearty Pirates.

Why let the Muslims in the Middle East have all the fun and get all the virgins? Holy War is for everyone! There are plenty of infidels to be killed, so drop by and enjoy the death and destruction.