Who Killed Big Bird

      Who killed poor Big Bird?
    I, said Mitt Romney,
    with my austerity,
    I killed poor Big Bird.

    Why did he die?
    "'Cause he was a leech,
    While he tried to teach,
    I made him die."
   
    Who watched him die?
    We, with tears in our eye,
    Said all the small fry,
    We watched him die.
   
    Who caught his blood?
    I, said the teacher,
    In my glass beaker,
    I caught his blood.

    All the children at home
    Started cryin' and sobbin',
    When they heard how their friend,
    Was murdered that day.