Does your insurance cover "acts of God?"
I've often heard about insurance companies that weasel out of paying a claim on account of the damage being caused by an "act of God"--apparently any sort of unpredictable (at least by the insurance company) event. This, however, gives new meaning to the term:
Insurers have withdrawn the cover on their virginity taken out by three sisters in the event of the second coming of Christ.
The cover was meant to pay for the cost of bringing up Christ if one of them had a virgin birth.